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		<title>Episode #8 &#8211; Coup at the Zoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>LA Cops: Champions Of Privacy And Discretion Weather Another Attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES &#8211; Well, it&#8217;s another case of meddling do-gooders up to their old tricks inna City of Angels.  The cops just can&#8217;t win these days.  Now there&#8217;s new anti-corruption rules about LA officers working in the gang or drug divisions having to submit financial statements to the department.  And why is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOS ANGELES &#8211; Well, it&#8217;s another case of meddling do-gooders up to their old tricks inna City of Angels.  The cops just can&#8217;t win these days.  Now there&#8217;s new anti-corruption rules about LA officers working in the gang or drug divisions <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-disclosure9-2008jul09,0,6687076.story">having to submit financial statements to the department</a>.  And why is that?  It&#8217;s because a few bad apples ruin it for everybody, dat&#8217;s why.</p>
<p>Look, just because a constable pockets a key of blow here or shakes down a neighborhood car theft ring there, that don&#8217;t mean they&#8217;re crooked.  Hey, you want the money to go to the gangs?  No you don&#8217;t.  You want it to end up in the hands of criminals or do you want it to go to building decks on officers&#8217; houses?</p>
<p>Look, if cops gotta start answering questions about how a guy making $34,000 a year in uniform is driving a new Escalade every year, then it&#8217;s a slippery slope.  <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Foreign_Intelligence_Surveillance_Court">Next thing you know, they&#8217;re gonna be tappin&#8217; your phone.</a></p>
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		<title>Watching The Watchmen Watch The Watchmen</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, NEW YORK: Internal Affairs, as you probably know, is the office inside a police department charged with rooting out criminal cops.  So what happens when IA guys, instead of busting bad cops tip &#8216;em off about how to avoid getting caught?  What happens is called business as usual, my friend.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NEW YORK, NEW YORK: Internal Affairs, as you probably know, is the office inside a police department charged with rooting out criminal cops.  So what happens when IA guys, instead of busting bad cops <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/16/nyregion/16sergeant.html">tip &#8216;em off about how to avoid getting caught</a>?  What happens is called <em>business as usual</em>, my friend.</p>
<blockquote><p>In late 2006, a New York City detective was suspected of being involved with illegal drugs, and an Internal Affairs Bureau sergeant was bluntly advising him on how to avoid investigators, according to new court filings in a continuing federal probe of police corruption.</p>
<p>Their profanity-laced conversation was quoted in an indictment issued on Wednesday by a grand jury in Brooklyn.</p>
<p>The new charges in the case accused the sergeant, Sgt. William Valerio, of false statements, bank fraud and conspiracy. Prosecutors said he was the seventh person — and third police officer — indicted in the investigation since 2006.</p>
<p>The bank fraud charges stemmed from accusation that Sergeant Valerio was involved with Detective Luis M. Batista in producing a false termite inspection certificate required for a mortgage for a $412,000 house sale in Elmont, Long Island. The indictment also accused Mr. Batista of altering a receipt for the inspection, raising the cost to $1,000 from $100.</p>
<p>The wiretap excerpts, with obscenities deleted, attributed to Sergeant Valerio the comments cautioning Detective Batista. “Be very careful when you’re coming and going, because the [expletive] will follow you,” Sergeant Valerio was quoted as saying. “Look over your [expletive] shoulder 100 million times.”</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Cops Writing (Traffic Tickets To) Cops?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:45:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, it happens.  Sometimes we&#8217;re late for work, sometimes we just had a bad day, but we&#8217;re gonna step on the gas and drive whatever speed we want.  We didn&#8217;t get into this line of work to get rich, ya know.  A guy&#8217;s gotta get his job perks.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, it happens.  Sometimes we&#8217;re late for work, sometimes we just had a bad day, but we&#8217;re gonna step on the gas and drive whatever speed we want.  We didn&#8217;t get into this line of work to get rich, ya know.  A guy&#8217;s gotta get his job perks.</p>
<p>Which is why I can&#8217;t believe there are some cops out there who just don&#8217;t get it.  Can you believe that some rat cops will write a brother officer a ticket?   Just for breaking the law?  <em>Even when they knew they were writing a cop a ticket?! </em></p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t either until I went to <a href="http://www.copswritingcops.com/">copswritingcops.com</a> and read all the sad, sad stories of officers who were just driving along minding their own business until some crusader (usually a broad, go figure) pulls em over and starts writing.</p>
<p>Jeez. Do you wanna live in a country where an officer of the law has to waste his time obeying it?</p>
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