Officer Bob » False Reports

Yeah, Lemme Get You That Complaint Form Right Away

Officer Bob — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:48:21 +0000

INDEPENDENCE, MO – Look, we cops have had enough of you smart guys and your reading skills. Everybody knows that the procedures for complaining about the local police are only published so we can say they’re published. It’s not like we’re gonna follow ‘em. As if!

If you got a beef with the local PD, and the local PD isn’t tripping over themselves getting you the forms you need to register your “complaint”, the right thing to do is just walk away and forget about it. Unless you wanna get hauled in like this guy. Class dismissed.

Denver Police Suffer Violent Assault At The Hands Of 58-Year-Old Cyclist

Officer Bob — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:37:34 +0000

DENVER – Back in April during the home opener of the Colorado Rockies, two undecover Denver cops, Michael Cordova and James Costigan suffered a savage attack at the hands of 58-year-old bicyclist John Heeney.

Heeney attacked the officer’s knees and elbows repeatedly with his head as well as holding down one officer’s forearm with his chin and throat. Heeney was charged with 2nd Degree Assault on a police officer, right up until the lousy liberal district attorney saw the below videotape and dropped the charges.

Hooked And Booked: Hoist Heists Bring More Charges

Officer Bob — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:29:29 +0000

CHICAGO — Just like a few weeks ago, there’s allegedly more Chicago police officers on tape doin’ a little freelance automotive commerce. I don’t believe a word of it – for one thing, supposedly the whole scheme hinges on insurance companies paying off for cars reported stolen. Lemme tell ya, those huge insurance companies didn’t get that big by writing checks. But hey, you believe what you wanna believe.

A second Chicago police officer has been indicted in connection with a scheme to have his car towed away and declared stolen for insurance money, the U.S. attorney’s office announced.

Grand-Central District Officer Scott Campbell, 42, of Chicago was charged Tuesday with fraud in a 2007 plan to have his Volkswagen towed and cut up for parts. Campbell allegedly sought to have the car taken away and then reported it as a theft.

One Way To Earn Thirty Grand

Officer Bob — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:10:33 +0000

A few years ago, a Chicago guy named Nevles Taylor made the mistake of getting in the way of Chicago cops. First, he struck the front of their moving squad car with the back of his bicycle – and if that wasn’t enough, he then repeatedly attacked the officers’ fists and clubs with his face and upper body.

After the encounter, the officers wrote up Taylor on charges that were going to send him to the state pen.

Somehow, a few busybodies at the University of Chicago “Law” “School” jumped in and instead of letting CPD put this dangeous guy behind bars where he belongs, they actually got him off the charges AND won a $30,000 settlement for him.

Sad, sad, sad.