Officer Bob

LONGMONT, COLORADO – One Andrew Libby was picked up by the Logmont cops for allegedly impersonating a police detective with a fake badge. So what was his master plan? Was he gonna impress the ladies? Go to bars and push people around? Shake down local vendors for coffee and danish?

Not exactly.

Police on Tuesday searched the home of a local sword and blade maker suspected of impersonating a police detective and demanding pornographic videos at a local adult novelty store last month.

Police believe 33-year-old Andrew Libby used a fake badge to try to get the clerks to give him the X-rated DVDs. Officers arrested him Tuesday morning without incident outside of his home at 1045 Pratt St. in Longmont on suspicion of two counts of impersonating a police officer, child neglect, possession of a weapon by a previous offender, possession of an illegal weapon, possession of less than one ounce of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Porn. At a store. Somebody oughta explain to Mr. Libby what a cable modem is.