Officer Bob

Officer Bob and Officer Tom work the oldest trick in the policeman’s handbook.

 Officer Bob Episode #9 - Good Cop, Bad Cop [1:42m]: Download (5)

ELKHART, IN - Indiana police officers recently toughed out a sustained assault on their working environment when a depraved motorist presented herself for…processing…at the station. Officers can be seen on the video collecting photographic evidence and otherwise maintaining the strictest professional standards. Whatever you do, don’t take a close look at the computer desktop wallpaper visible on the officer’s monitor. It wouldn’t be right to rubberneck on a photographic investigation in progress.

BROWARD COUNTY, FLORIDA - Hoo boy: Broward’s finest is a crew that sure knows how to handle malcontents. Take Elizabeth Ritter, one of these uppity book-learned troublemakers with a law degree. She attracted the gunfire of officers during a protest a few years ago. Why? Well, for one thing the crazy woman had escaped whatever kitchen she should have been attending to and was loose on the street waving her cardboard sign threateningly within twenty yards of the officers. The cops shot her with rubber bullets twice. Their Sergeant, Michael Kallman had a good chuckle at the incident, (captured on a video they shot themselves), referring at 2:08 to the protestors as “scurrying cockroaches”. Excessive force lawsuit or not, you gotta admit, it’s fun to be a cop.

NEW YORK, NY — As if it’s not bad enough that cops have to watch their backs on the streets, every now and then, some malcontent decides it’s time to mess with the policeman’s gear. Don’t believe me, see for yourself in this clip, where one Michael Cephus attacks an NYPD officer’s night stick again and again with his legs and shins. And for good measure, Cephus whacks the officer’s stick with his ass right at the end there. It just goes to show that once you get one of these street criminal types going, they won’t know when to leave well enough alone.

PROVIDENCE, RI - During a labor union demonstration, some officers were attacked by protesters. One protestor was so vicious in her assault of the cops that her own knee was severely dislocated by her violent outbursts targeting peace officers.

Providence RI, Industrial Workers of the World (IWW) march on Jackies Galaxy, a local restaurant chain supplied by HWH/Dragonland in NYC, a supplier notorious for slave labor conditions and a lack of basic labor rights. A few blocks before finishing the march North Providence police brutally tackled two of the marches after they moved to the sidewalk too slowly, both were arrested and one suffered a badly broken leg in the attack.

SAN MARCOS TX - Congrats to Officer Paul Stephens, who has his priorities straight in an increasingly upside-down world. Looks like he pulled over some speeders who gave him some cock-and-bull story about the dog in their car having some kind of veternary emergency. Sure, he could have handled it some other way, but Officer Stephens knew that raising revenue is the number one job of police departments everywhere - so he kept the couple pulled over on the side of the road for twenty minutes, writing up a speeding ticket.

Sure, the dog died while waiting for him, but look at it like this: they’ll save on the vet bill.

San Marcos police are investigating an officer who stopped a car to an emergency veterinary clinic, then kept the occupants waiting while their poodle died.

Michael Gonzalez was allegedly driving 95 miles per hour when he and girlfriend Krystal Hernandez were stopped early August 5th as they headed south on Interstate 35 toward the New Braunfels clinic. Missy, their teacup poodle, died while the pair said they waited 20 minutes for Officer Paul Stephens to issue a ticket.

Says San Marcos Police Chief Howard Williams, “This was not our finest hour.” Williams said the department began an investigation after Gonzalez filed a complaint over the incident.

Gonzalez and Hernandez said they pleaded with Stephens to allow them to continue on and later turn themselves in to be ticketed. They also said they offered for Gonzalez to stay behind while Hernandez drove with Missy to New Braunfels.

Hernandez said Stephens responded: “Chill out, it’s just a dog, you can buy another one.”

Bob loses his sidearm in a sensitive area.

 Officer Bob Episode #8 - Coup at the Zoo [1:58m]: Download (13)

GREENVILLE COUNTY, S.C. - Yet another case of street violence making victims out of cops: In this video, we can clearly see Deputy Brian Tollison being viciously attacked by one 18-year-old Jeremy Rucker. Thirteen times Rucker strikes the Deputy’s fist with his face while surrounding officers stand watch, alert for any further attacks. Later, Rucker won’t quit and lashes out at a Deputy’s shoe with the back of his head. Dedicated, hardened criminals never know when to pack it in.

MIAMI - Eyewitnesses claim Miami Police used a taser several times on an unarmed man named Kenneth Oliver, resulting in his death. Of course, alla you liberal ACLU types will ignore the man’s “long criminal record” in this story. Sure, he didn’t have a rap on him for the last eight years, but you can’t be too careful with these career criminal types, can you?

A South Florida man has died after, witnessed said, police used a Taser on him early Friday morning.

The incident occurred around 3:30 a.m. in the area of Southwest 107th Avenue and 146th Terrace. According to a witness, Kenneth Oliver was under the influence, knocking on people’s doors, while screaming for help.

Someone called police to the scene who tried to get the 45-year-old to comply but were unable to. “When the police came, I told them, you know, ‘He’s under the influence, so you guys should be careful,’” said Paul Severence, a neighbor who witnessed the incident.

According to Severence, police told Oliver to get down and put his hands behind his back. Apparently, Oliver didn’t put his hands behind his back quick enough and Severence said he watched police use a Taser three times. “They Tased him three different times. They just kept Tasing him. I told the police, ‘You’re going to kill that man,’ so after they did it a third time, I just walked away,” said Severence.

Severence said his friend saw police shock Oliver a fourth time.

Edwin Oliver said his brother has pins in his shoulders, which make it too difficult to put his arms behind his back.

DENVER - Back in April during the home opener of the Colorado Rockies, two undecover Denver cops, Michael Cordova and James Costigan suffered a savage attack at the hands of 58-year-old bicyclist John Heeney.

Heeney attacked the officer’s knees and elbows repeatedly with his head as well as holding down one officer’s forearm with his chin and throat. Heeney was charged with 2nd Degree Assault on a police officer, right up until the lousy liberal district attorney saw the below videotape and dropped the charges.